What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:47
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?